Speech of the year.

A speech by Zimbabwean President Robert
Mugabe,
"Racism will never end as long as white cars are
still using black tyres. Racism will never end if
people still use black to symbolize bad luck and
white for peace. Racism will never end if people
still wear white clothes to weddings and black
clothes to funerals. Racism will never end as long
as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted
not whitelisted. Even when playing snooker. You
haven't won until you've sunk the black ball, and
the white ball must remain on the table. But I
don't care, as long as I'm still using white toilet
paper to wipe my black butt , I'm fine!"..